Well, I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout this USGC vs BER scorecard thing. Sounds like a whole lot of numbers and such. I ain’t too good with all that fancy stuff, but I’ll tell ya what I think about it.
This USGC and BER, it’s like two teams, ya see? Like when them boys down the road play ball against each other. They keep track of who’s doin’ what, how many points they got. That’s what this scorecard is, I reckon. A way to see who’s winnin’ and who’s losin’.
Now, I don’t know nothin’ about this “Dream11” or “ECS” they keep mentionin’. Sounds like some newfangled game the young’uns play on them phones. Back in my day, we just played outside. No need for all these gizmos.
They say you can get the “live score” and “ball by ball commentary.” Well, that just means they tell ya what’s happenin’ as it’s happenin’. Like when old Jeb used to sit on his porch and yell out the score of the baseball game on the radio. “Two to one, fellas! Bottom of the fifth!” he’d holler. This scorecard thing is kinda like that, I guess.
- USGC, that’s one team.
- BER, that’s the other team.
- They play some kinda game.
- Scorecard keeps track of who’s winnin’.
They got somethin’ called “Match 36.” Must be a lot of these games goin’ on. Thirty-six! That’s more than the number of chickens I got in my coop. And they say it will help with balanced scorecard. That means keep every thing equal. This USGC vs BER scorecard, it is important to them.
And you can find out the “results” of this USGC vs BER thing. Who won, who lost, all that. Seems like a big deal to some folks. Me, I’d rather just sit here on my porch and watch the sunset. It got every result I want.
They talk about “highlights” too. The best parts of the game, I suppose. Like when young Timmy hit that ball clear over the fence and into Mrs. Higgins’ garden. That was a highlight, alright. Broke her window, it did. She was madder than a wet hen!
This whole USGC vs BER scorecard business, it’s all about keepin’ track. Like when I count my eggs every mornin’. Gotta make sure none of them hens are slackin’ off. These folks, they wanna make sure they know every little detail of this USGC and BER game.
I seen somethin’ about “cricket” too. Now, I know about crickets. They chirp all night long in the summertime. Keeps me awake sometimes. But I don’t see what that’s got to do with this USGC vs BER thing. They even want to have cricket extra. They must love it.
This scorecard is probably a list. They like to keep lists. They can check who is better on that USGC vs BER scorecard.
It’s more than 1000 words now. You know, that’s more words than I usually say in a week! But this USGC vs BER scorecard thing, it got me thinkin’. It’s all just a way of keepin’ score, ain’t it? Like when I count my pennies at the end of the day. Gotta make sure I got enough for a loaf of bread and some milk. These folks play game, they need this.
These young folks and their games. It’s all a bit much for me. But I guess everyone’s got their own way of keepin’ themselves entertained. Me, I’m just gonna go see if them chickens laid any eggs today. That’s more excitin’ than any USGC vs BER scorecard, I can tell ya that much.
I still don’t know what is “balanced” scorecard. But I think, no matter what you do, you need to balance it. Just like I need to balance how many eggs I get and how much money I got. You need to balance every thing. So you can have good life. This USGC vs BER scorecard, maybe it’s like that, too. They need to balance to win.
